YOU’RE CARRYING A MEAT BRICK
You eat 200g of protein a day to get big. But that cow is taking revenge from the inside.
You aren't "constipated" that’s a word for your grandma. You have guests that overstayed their welcome.
You’re walking into Monday morning meetings with "The Fog," fighting for your life because your body is spending 80% of its energy trying to digest a traffic jam.
Evict the brick. Unlock the energy.
ARE YOU A LIABILITY? //
The Chemical Weapon
You took her for burgers. Now you’re sweating in the car, clenching for dear life, praying you don't release the sulfur. Don't be a ticking time bomb.
Sweep the gas before it clears the room.
The Food Baby
You have visible upper abs, but a permanent "pooch" below. That isn't fat. It's 48 hours of chicken breast that refuses to leave.
Flatten the curve.
Flushing Your Gains
You spend $150/month on Whey Isolate, but your gut is a dirty filter. You're literally flushing 40% of your protein.
Clean the pipes, keep the gains.
THE OLD WAY
Designed for the bingo hall. It relies on "softness" and "regularity." It tastes like orange chalk and takes 3 days to file a complaint with your colon. It asks nicely.
THE ENFORCER
Designed for the guy who treats his body like a portfolio. It uses a 3-stage stack to clear liabilities and protect your assets. It tastes like sour candy and works while you sleep. It doesn't ask.
CLEAN RECORDS
5-star reviews. Zero priors. Zero streaks.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "My abs finally came home"
"I thought I was bulking too hard. Turns out I was just full of three porterhouses from the weekend. Served the notice on Sunday night, woke up Monday looking like I cut 5 lbs."
— Kyle, 29, Steak Enthusiast
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Saved my marriage"
"My protein farts used to peel the paint off the walls. My wife threatened to sleep in the guest room. This stuff cleared the air. Literally."
— Dan, 34, Crossfit Guy
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "The cleanest sweep of my life"
"You know that feeling when you drop a text book on the floor? It was like that. Heavy duty. Immediate. Respectful."
— Matt, 31, Carnivore
THE BOUNCER
Psyllium Husk
Forced Removal
It doesn't negotiate. It binds to the waste, issues the removal order, and physically drags the squatter to the exit.
THE FIREHOSE
Magnesium Citrate
HYDRO-BLASTING
You can't slide without water. This floods the zone to ensure immediate execution. It turns a traffic jam into a slip-n-slide.
THE DISSOLVER
Bromelain & Papain
LIQUIDATION
You ate the cow, now you have to process it. These enzymes melt the "Meat Brick" down to zero so you keep the gains, not the bloat.